Name: Otto

Occupation: Wall. I really can’t call it anything else.

Born: Well, built. In 2002. In what I like to call Isralestine.

Aliases: Hafrada, Jidar al-fasl al-‘unsuri, Apartheid Wall, Ottie-bottie-boodelay.

Relationship status: Good friends with Hans in Berlin, Hadrian and Zhang Wei (she really is Great).

Hobbies: Barricading, looming, defending, shielding, Kosher cookery.

Favourite band: Pink Floyd.

Current mood: Flirty and playful. What do you think? I’m a fucking wall, people.

Pet peeves: Bloody graffiti, Ich Bin Ein Berliner indeed.