Name: Otto RaViolini

Born: 23rd June, 16 AD. Just outside Rome.

Occupation: Violinist (NOT fiddler). Trained at the famous Maximus Stradivarius School of Music. Now tutor to Emperor Nero Claudius Caesar Augustus Germanicus aka That Pyromaniacal Lunatic.

Hobbies: Ducking, hiding, dodging, fire-quenching, CPR, drinking quite heavily.

Relationship status: Unrequited love for slavegirl Aria Cantata. *sigh*

Current mood: A little nervous to be honest.

Pet peeves: Having the crap kicked out of me by my boss for “smiling in the wrong way” or “looking like a stupid bushy-faced tw*t.”