Name: Otto

Occupation: Aid worker for the organization GAWD (General Aid Without Divisions). Based in North Zabarindi.

Current Mood: Jetlagged and nervous. Have just arrived on a 16-hour flight at Bazimbi airport, it’s 1AM, my luggage didn’t arrive and the driver they promised would be here to pick me up isn’t here. May have to take a taxi to the guest house, though not sure how many Zabaris that will cost and I’ve never been that great at haggling…

Pet Peeves: Lost luggage counters being closed and the helpline putting me through to what appears to be the local bar.

Relationship status: Long-distance relationship with Niamh, currently on a Navy carrier in the Pacific. I’m so proud of her; she’s just one of 15 women on the ship, it must be difficult for her. Although she did sound surprisingly cheerful the last time we spoke. That’s my girl, always putting a brave face on things.

Right, I’d better go – I’ve agreed to a price of 1,400 Zabaris or $60 with the taxi driver, which I think is reasonable. D’you know, they’re very friendly here and smile a lot, I think I’ll be fine.

Next week: Otto is arrested for possession of mixed Italian seasoning