Welcome to the Wonderful World of Ottos. Plural of Otto. Because this is a collection of musings, memories and messages gathered from many different beings – who all happen to be called Otto.  Unlikely? Yes. Unmissable? Probably.

So if you’ve ever wondered what is on a police dog’s To Do list, what the West Bank Barrier thinks of people, why an alien tourist is so obsessed with pizza, or how a hill in East Sussex experiences time, look no further.